Just saw “Going down in LALA Land.” Untypical of these indie gay films, the lead actually can act. When you learn he actually IS a model, you are surprised. Then, you wish the character he played was real and that he was yours.
No, seriously. I have three faggots I met online. Each one thinks he paid for this whole vacation, from airfare to hotel, meals, even money for the casino. I’m having a great time and getting paid just for being awesome.